fluff chucker
23rd February 2006, 14:36
In a train carriage there was an Englishman, a Frenchman,
a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful
looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to
pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound
of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted
to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on
the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his
hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel
soon so I can smack that French **** again.
a spectacular looking blonde and a frightfully awful
looking fat lady.
After several minutes of the trip the train happens to
pass through a dark tunnel, and the unmistakable sound
of a slap is heard. When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his cheek.
The blonde thought - "That French son of a bitch wanted
to touch me and by mistake, he must have put his hand on
the fat lady, who in turn must have slapped his face"
The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his
hands on the blonde and she smacked him".
The Frenchman thought - "That f---ing Englishman put his
hand on that blonde and by mistake she slapped me".
The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel
soon so I can smack that French **** again.