nuns

[fluff chucker]

There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM : Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, ! no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! Wh at can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.



Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both,so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.


SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down.

And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,

say two Hail Marys!

[Levrek]

Hermaphrodite

After Susan gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside. "I have something I must tell you about your baby."
Alarmed, Susan demanded: "What's wrong?"
"Your baby is a hermaphrodite.":loon:
"What's that?"
"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my Gosh that's wonderful!" Susan exclaimed. "You mean it has a penis and a brain?"

Levrek

[Levrek]

Subject: Cowboy Honeymoon !

A Cowboy and his wife had just been married and went to a hotel for their honeymoon.
The man went to the front desk and asked for a room.

He said, "This here is a very special 'casion...our wedding night, and we need a nice room with a good, strong bed."
The clerk winked and asked, "Do you want the Bridal?"
The Cowboy thought about it a minute and then replied,
"Nope, I reckon not, I'll just hold on to her ears until she gets used to it."


Levrek